the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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