something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
He has the fingertips of a God
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