Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Randomize
