You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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