first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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