brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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