just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
did you just send me my own nude
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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