So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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