so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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