"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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