I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
