talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
