She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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