I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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