You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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