i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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