My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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