Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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