I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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