Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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