People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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