umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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