Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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