If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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