My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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