escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
It's shark week go big or go home
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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