Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
operation have a gay friend backfired
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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