I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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