i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Girls should come with a carfax report
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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