Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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