Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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