So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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