Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Randomize
