She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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