I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Congratulations! We have a period
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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