on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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