just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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