It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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