what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I love you.
Bad choice
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