She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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