how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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