Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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