nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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