i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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