Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
just tell him i said nine months
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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