How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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