i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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