Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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