Whod you bang
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Randomize
