Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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