AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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